Nature’s Beauty
the-z-part
Some Sexual Orientations Explained with Ice Cream
- Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream
- Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream
- Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…
- Pansexual: I don't give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream
- Asexual: I'm lactose intolerant
- Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that's some nice looking ice cream but it's not worth it if my tummy's gonna hurt for a week
- Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me
- Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I'll have a little bit and I won't hate it
- Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me
- Grey-ace: I don't usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint